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Episode 8.10. Endurance Tests For The Elephant In The Bedroom
In this chapter, Peter faces a tough choice when reminded with the inevitability of turning his dating practices into a steady relationship - but ultimately postpones it for later as he heads off for his next, and far more successful date, with Bella.
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Episode 8.9. Crazy Threesomes And Romantic Recitals
In this chapter, Peter's night of planning with Quinn and Sage ends in a steamy threesome, as Quinn tempts her friend to cross that one off her bucket list of crazy things to try in college.
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Episode 8.8. Blindfold Games For The Peanut Butter Boy
In this chapter, Peter gets himself a new trendy haircut and passes the first of his three tests with flying colors, finally leaving the loquacious nightmare of Gender Studies behind.
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Episode 8.7. Becky's Dorm Party Pt. 2: Sexual Education 69
In this chapter, Becky's dorm party continues as Peter gets progressively more and more inebriated, yet preserves enough stamina for a romantic fuck with Maya in an empty classroom and a less-than-romantic fuck with Melanie in one of the dormitories.
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Episode 8.6. Becky's Dorm Party Pt. 1: Gloryhole Edition
In this chapter, the DIKs complete the mansion-rebuilding game with flying colors, and now it's back to partying - this time, at the old dorms, where Becky throws an inter-corridor party for everyone who's interested.
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Episode 8.5. A Few Belated Birthday Presents
In this chapter, Peter and Jade have more sexy fun (including Jade's first attempt at anal after a long break) in a secret meeting at a sleazy motel.
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Episode 8.4. Watered-Down Date With A Touch Of Broccoli
In this chapter, Peter's date with Bella goes horribly wrong, as the beautiful librarian seems to have been beset by second thoughts and uncomfortable memories, and pulls back at the last moment.
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Episode 8.3. The Pink Rose Is In Need Of Cleaning
In this chapter, after a rather uneventful math class with a new (and quite ridiculous) teacher, Peter goes off to the Pink Rose in order to earn some money by mopping up floors...
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Episode 8.2. Mending Broken Windows And Broken Hearts
In this chapter, our hero arranges his first date with Bella, gives Jill psychological advice about her piano playing, prepares and temporarily donates his room for Josy and Maya to spend some time together and settle their difficulties...
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Episode 8.1. The Fitter The Lifter, The Hotter The Spotter
In the first chapter of Episode 8 ("Crossroads"), we rejoin our hero in the gym, where he confides his latest discovery to Josy and, after a satisfying workout, gets a sweet reward from the girl in the shower.
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Episode 7.10. Give A Man A Dick And You Feed Him For A Day
In this chapter, Peter's secret romance with Jill seems to be gaining traction after the two go for a run together and end up frolicking in the local lake.
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Episode 7.9. It Is The East, And Jill Is The Sun
In this chapter, Peter decides, despite all his other romances, that he is going to pursue Jill anyway - which results in a rather awkward secret conversation in her bedroom later on, but one that stimulates her so much that she cannot help but "jill" off to our guy's picture later at night.
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Episode 7.8. Some Wine, Some Games, And Some Chemistry
In this chapter, Peter and Bella doubleteam against Tybalt and Jill in a tennis game, which leads to some unfortunate consequences for poor Tybalt.
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Episode 7.7. Will Suck Cock For A Cola Drink
In this chapter, our man Peter ends the party with a bang, getting to ass-fuck Camila in her bedroom and THEN getting Riona to join the fun as well.
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Episode 7.6. The Importance Of Mixing Drinks
In this chapter, the party at the HOTs goes on unabated, and Peter gets a chance to talk things over with Sage, cheer her up, and even resume their fuckbuddy partnership, which is almost on the verge of growing into something more serious.
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Episode 7.5. Saturday Night's Alright For Fucking
In this chapter, Peter and Jacob, bored out of their skulls on a Saturday night, decide to join the HOTs for their party, despite the fact that the Alphas, rather than the DIKs, have been invited.
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Episode 7.4. One Dick To Bind Them Both
In this chapter, with Josy and Maya separated territorially and drifting away due to circumstances beyond their control, Peter pays both of the two lonely girlfriends a separate visit and tries to comfort each of them to the best of his abilities.
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Episode 7.3. The Difference Between A Hooker And A Hookah
In this chapter, Peter continues his work shifts at the library and at the elderly house, while making feeble efforts to cheer up his girlfriends, Sage and Maya.
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Episode 7.2. Broken Hearts And MILF Bars
In this chapter, everybody ends up suffering - Josy and Maya because of their forced separation, Jill because of Tybalt's manipulation, Sage because of her breakup with Chad, and Cathy because of her leaked nude photo.
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Episode 7.1. New Phone, New Guest, New Walk Of Shame
In the first chapter of Episode 7 ("True Colors"), Maya and Josy find themselves saddled with a new problem - Maya's father, the usual rich bastard determined to separate the two lovers at any cost.
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Episode 6.11. Free Strippers? Yes! Free Tuition? No!
In this chapter, Peter's undercover trip to the bar ends in not one, but two sexual encounters - first, with his Swyper contact, the lovely MILF Nora, and second, with Nicole/Envy and her stripper friend Sandy, both of whom take Peter to stripper heaven in Nicole's apartments.
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Episode 6.10. Cold Wieners For Hot Redhead
In this chapter, Peter pays a quick visit to the ailing Sage, sharing a (platonic) sentimental moment with the redhead. Back home, he is accosted by Tommy with his own idea of a birthday present - a fake ID to gain access into all the neighborhood bars.
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Episode 6.9. Don't Rain On My Romance
In this chapter, Peter gets a little surprise birthday party from the DIKs, then spends a bit more time cleaning and organising things around the mansion, and finally is invited by Jill for a drive and a picnic.
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Episode 6.8. Two Birds, One Bee, And Some Lube
In this chapter, Peter assists Maya and Josy in completing their tasks for the "Scavenger Hunt" - by providing unlimited access to his manhood and allowing to record it on video.
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Episode 6.7. Dungeons And Gremlins, CHICK-Style
In this chapter, it's character re-roll time as we play another round of Dungeons & Gremlins, but this time with Peter the Bard's attention largely turned towards the shy and romantic ladies rather than the reckless and slutty ones.
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Episode 6.6. Dungeons And Gremlins, DIK-Style
In this chapter, Peter, Jill, Maya, and Josy are convinced by Magnar and Sally to join them in another classic game of Dungeons and Dragons, this time forming a party to help save the kidnapped Princess Nadia from the evil Ice Queen.
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Episode 6.5. Sometimes A Library Is Just A Library
In this chapter, we take a short break from amorous affairs as Peter finally remembers something about having a brain as well as a dick, and spends most of the day in the library.
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Episode 6.4. Bookworms Give The Best Boobjobs
In this chapter, life goes on by as Peter attends classes, chats up some of his girlfriends at lunch, and gives Jill professional advice on Chopin nocturnes.
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Episode 6.3. I Made A Journey Through The Darkness
In this chapter, the DIKs are slowly starting to restore order in the mansion, Rusty manages to patch things up with Cathy for the good of all, and the MC skips the second half of the gender studies class in favor of fucking the lovely Sara in the ass instead.
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Episode 6.2. Do Not Peep Behind The Curtain
In this chapter, Peter scrupulously explores the DIK mansion, chats up his new brethren, investigates the DIKs' common laptop, and leers at a few hot naked ladies (no sex, though).
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Episode 6.1. Mr. Dildy To The Rescue
In this chapter, the DIKs begin to get busy cleaning up the mansion, while the HOTs are pondering over the cracks in their sorority after Mona's falling out with Quinn's evil strategies.
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Episode 5.7. There's Something Between Us, Right?
In the final part of Episode 5, things get ever more saucier between Peter, Jill, and Isabella as the three conduct another hilariously awkward yoga session; later on, Peter joins Bella in the sauna and makes a successful move on her, though the presence of Jill nearby is an obvious hindrance.
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Episode 5.6. Taking It Slow With Bella And Jill
In this chapter, Peter spends the night in Bella's house, recuperating from the day's insane pace by videochatting up his numerous girlfriends, making new acquaintances and sexting with old ones on Rooster.
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Episode 5.5. A Strictly Professional Blowjob
In this chapter, Derek finally crashes the preps' party, much to the DIKs' general satisfaction, but triumph turns to tragedy when they arrive back to their mansion to see it completely trashed by the vengeful jocks.
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Episode 5.4. Trying To Keep Maya And Josy Happy
In this episode, Peter continues to work his "feminine" charm on both Josy and Maya, paying each of them separate visits and scoring high on both occasions - for the first time ever reaching true sexual bliss with each of the two girlfriends.
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Episode 5.3. Big Mouth, Big Dick, Big Ego, Big Load
In this chapter, Peter continues to explore the preps' huge mansion, running into several of his fuckbuddies along the way, including Camila (who offers him her ass), Lily (who gives him a blowjob over a shot of tequila), and Jade (who just makes a short pass).
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Episode 5.2. The Most Boring Party Ever
In this chapter, Peter and Derek sneak into the preps' mansion to investigate the situation with the HOTs. Derek quickly steals a suit and mingles with the crowd, whereas Peter takes his time...
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Episode 5.1. Welcome Brothers! Welcome DIKs!
In the first episode of Being A DIK Season 2 (5th episode overall), we start off with a small history excourse on the founding fathers of the DIK fraternity, after which it is time for the pledge board to be brought in and the relative accomplishments of Peter and Derek to be weighted down.
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Episode 4.8. With A License To Fuck Married Teachers
In this chapter, Peter sneaks out at night for a secret date with Jade, whose frustration with her husband pushes her to all sorts of wild - like blowing her student right in her car, cuffing and fucking the shite out of him in her bedroom, and even letting him pound her senseless while only separated from her husband by a thin door.
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Episode 4.7. Smoking Action With Quinn
In this chapter, the DIK house party ends with a bit of weed-smoking mischief on the roof of the house, which leads to Peter closely bonding with Quinn (as she deepthroats our hero and offers him her pussy for free).
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Episode 4.6. Tennis Never Felt So Sexy
In this chapter, Peter goes out on his first date with Jill, who takes him to a tennis court; a lucky accident with the gym's restrooms results in a bit of physical contact in the showers as our guy's reward for a grueling match.
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Episode 4.5. Bella's Garden Needs Watering
In this chapter, Peter spends some time at Bella's place, helping her with her chores, her plants, and her sunblock and eventually once again triggering her inner urges, enough of them this time for a sensuous handjob in the shower.
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Episode 4.4. Movie Night With Your Best Fuckbuddy
In this chapter, Peter returns to spend some time at the HOTs' sorority, familiarizing himself with the environment, hitting on everything that moves and occasionally getting a nice reward from some of the more daring girls.
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Episode 4.3. One Boob To Cry On, One Boob To Cum On
In this chapter, Peter tests out the brand new Swyper application, practicing his sexting skills on both old and new acquaintances with varying results.
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Episode 4.2. Extra Conditioner For The Sorority Sluts
In this chapter, Peter temporarily relocates to Sage's quarters in the HOT sorority, which turns out to be the best strategy of them all, given how quickly some of the HOT sisters express a desire to jump in the shower with the biggest dick of them all.
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Episode 4.1. Precious Little Snowflakes With Potty Mouths
In the first chapter of Episode 4, we are entitled to a little backstory (and a few enticing shots) of Maya and Josy's undercover romance, as Peter recuperates from the shock under the supervision of Derek, whose simpler goals in life allow him to offer his friend some light psychotherapy.
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Episode 3.5. A Day Of Decadence And Dedication
In the final chapter of Episode 3, Peter offers another guitar lesson to Sage, but finds her far more in the mood for a passionate blowjob. Later, he gets to enjoy his costly, but lusciously depraved threesome with Quinn and Riona, even getting to tap the latter's asshole.
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Episode 3.4. Easy Prey For The Scavenger Hunt
In this chapter, Peter takes some time out to study in the library, where he and Jill are eventually seduced into playing a fun (and quite sexy) game of Dungeons and Gremlins with the nerds.
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Episode 3.3. How To Get Your Dick Signed
In this chapter, Peter and Derek are cordially invited by their fathers to The Pink Rose, a local strip club with which the DIKs have long since established a very special loving relationship.
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Episode 3.2. What Does 'Real Love' Even Mean?
In this chapter, Peter spends some time with Maya, promising to help her with her sexual challenges in the HOT Scavenger Hunt, after which he rejoins Derek to resume their own Hell Week duties.
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Episode 2.4. One Major D For Two Major Bs
In this chapter, Peter is invited to dinner by Isabella, the Ice Queen Librarian, but the event ends in embarrassment after our hero turns up inebriated after another obligatory DIK ritual - which, however, still nets him a night at Isabella's place and a surprise goodnight kiss.
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Episode 2.3. Homecumming Interrupted
In this chapter, Peter goes back home for the weekend, to meet up with his father and, more pressingly, Josy, who seems to be surprisingly willing to accept him in his life - with dinner, sweet talk on the couch, and an invitation to spend the night in her bed, which quickly progresses to something more (because Josy herself might actually be even hornier than our hero!).
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Episode 2.2. Quinn's Special Takeout Service
In this chapter, Peter and Derek carry out their first serious test assignment: infiltrate the preps' mansion and bring proof of a little mischief in there (which also allows our hero to sneak a quick peek at Jill and her gorgeous body).
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Episode 2.1. Easy Credits And Vaginas
In the opening chapter of Being A DIK: Episode 2, Peter and Derek find themselves abducted and made to participate in the DIKs' "CUM-petition", which Peter wins after tricking Quinn into letting him directly inside her pussy.
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Episode 1.4. Easy Credits And Vaginas
In this chapter, Peter develops a closer bond with Maya, as he all but settles down for good in her dorm; shares his first Gender Studies class with Derek and a bunch of fierce feminist girls; and accepts Quinn's proposal for using her "take-out" services in the college bathroom.
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Episode 1.3. Fresh Bait On The Panty Hook
In this chapter, things seem to be slowly picking up for Peter until he finds his guitar stolen by the jocks and gets thrown out of his own dorm by his unfriendly roommate. Trying to find shelter with the DIKs, he is tricked into invading the privacy of the HOTs' sorority, where he is sexually humiliated by Quinn and left naked in the streets.
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Episode 1.2. First Impressions Of College Life
In this chapter, Peter's helpful Dad drives him to college, where a lovely first acquaintance by the name of Maya introduces him to the four fraternities (the Nerds, the Jocks, the rich Preps, and the as-of-yet DIKs) and the sole sorority (the juciy HOTs).
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Episode 1.1. The Girl That Looks Like A Radiator
In the very first episode of Dr. PinkCake's Being A DIK, we meet our hero, a young boy named Peter, working as an assistant at a food store in his local town, courting his beautiful co-worker Josy, and dreaming of a new life at the local Burgmeister & Royce College.
Acting Lessons (by Dr. PinkCake, 2018-2019)
Episode 16. Rena Makes The Right Choice (The Cum Slut Ending)
In this third (abridged) alternate ending, it is neither Megan nor Melissa but Rena that emerges as Jonas' true love - unfortunately, at the expense of Melissa's death and Megan's broken heart.
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Episode 15. Melissa Gets The Best Of Both Worlds (The Milk Ending)
In this (abridged) alternate ending, it is not Megan but Melissa who is saved by Jonas from the fire - otherwise, however, the story largely unfurls the same way...
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Episode 14. Megan Nails Her Act (The Red Carpet Ending)
In this final episode (the first and probably most "canon" version of the ending), the awful truth about the fire and all the other strange happenings at Jonas' place finally comes out, and after a few tense moments in which Megan's acting talent finally pays off like never before, the hitherto concealed villain of the story gets what she deserves.
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Episode 13. And The Lamb Lies Down In Limbo
In this chapter, after the terrible choice Jonas has to make in the aftermath of the fire in his house, we skip ahead several days to see our hero trying to make an emotional recovery in the office of Jessy, Rena's mother, as he slowly recollects the chain of events that left him in a near-catathonic state.
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Episode 12. Nothing You Do Will Change What's To Come
In this chapter, Liam gets to complete his "bucket list", with a few last happy moments in his life - such as a camping trip with Jonas, Megan, and Melissa; getting to crowdsurf; and patching things up with Rena, whom Jonas manages to convince to hook up with Liam for his remaining time on Earth.
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Episode 11. It Takes Two Ex-Lovers To Do The Horizontal Boogie
In this chapter, Megan's chances to win the audition for a promising movie part seem dashed when the person in charge of the audition turns out to be Ana, Jonas' ex-fiancee.
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Episode 10. Lose The Fucking Pigtails And Open Wide
In this chapter, while Jonas is busy keeping Liam company during his chemo treatment, Melissa prepares Megan for her own date with our hero, helping her change her image to something a bit more "adult" and build up her confidence.
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Episode 9. No Dates, Just Good Old-Fashioned Shower Sex
In this chapter, after another bit of sexy rehearsing with Jonas, Megan takes off for her regular acting classes, leaving Jonas in the care of Melissa for the day. As it turns out, Melissa has a much easier time letting her lover spread his jizz all over her ass in the morning shower than actually letting herself be taken out on a proper "date".
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Episode 8. The Blue-Haired Girl Makes Her Own Move
In this chapter, Jonas and his friends end their weekend in the country with three significant events. First, Rena, driven by a little too much weed and a little too much envy for Megan, gets to seduce Jonas and fuck his brains out, leaving him with the feeling of having achieved something absolutely wonderful and totally stupid.
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Episode 7. The Cabin Of Polyamorous Temptation
In this episode, Jonas, Liam, and all of our favorite girls retreat to a log cabin in the woods for a day of partying and general fun.
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Episode 6. Let's See If Those Butterflies Are Real
In this chapter, Jonas finds himself unable to resist the seductive pull of Leah, whose flirting winds him up so much that the two end up having wild sex right in the men's restroom at their restaurant. Upon returning home, however, Megan quickly drives Leah out of his mind, as she continues exploring her own feelings towards Jonas and realizes that they are very real indeed!
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Episode 5. Just A Bunch Of Hotties In An Ice Cream Cafe
In this chapter, Jonas escorts Megan to her improv acting class, generously accepting the invitation to join her for this experience, which comes with a bonus - getting acquainted with Megan's super-hot acting partner Rena, who, like everybody else, is immediately wooed over by Jonas' charming personality.
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Episode 4. Have You Ever Been With Two Cheerleaders At Once?
In this chapter, Jonas gets to realize every man's ultimate fantasy, spending the night with two young, hot, and willing cheerleaders at once after convincing Liam to let him cross that wish off his bucket list. That same evening, he finds Megan asleep on his couch and carries her to his bed, sharing a passionate kiss in the process.
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Episode 3. A Girl Named Melissa Is Looking For Trouble
In this chapter, Jonas meets Megan's gorgeous (and much wilder) friend Melissa, who, unlike her shy counterpart, immediately goes wild for our hero and - especially after he rescues her from an abusive situation at home - wastes little time to seduce him and have him cum all over her tits as soon as Megan falls asleep after the dinner party.
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Episode 2. Mr. Redfield Gets A New Personal Assistant
In this chapter, Jonas finally manages to get back in touch with Megan, to whom he has quickly developed a strong attraction - and when bad luck strikes for the girl, who has been fired from her job and evicted from her home, Jonas wastes no time offering her to stay at his place and maybe even work as his personal assistant.
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Episode 1. A Girl Named Megan... And A Nurse Named Leah
In the opening chapter of Acting Lessons, the first ever title from Dr. PinkCake, we play as Jonas Redfield, a middle-aged retired investor still suffering from his recent break-up with his dashing and adventurous ex-girlfriend Ana, but now accidentally led by fate into an encounter with a young gorgeous shop clerk by the name of Megan.
CITY OF BROKEN DREAMERS: The Official PatreonGamer Review
City Of Broken Dreamers is the second and so far the last AVN by PhillyGames, whose previous title, Depraved Awakening, as I have already written elsewhere, is easily my favorite AVN of all time, if (maybe?) for all the wrong reasons. Technically, however, DA was a water-testing effort from Philly: relatively short, graphically and sonically underwhelming, and only slowly getting better and more confident in itself as it went along. So, naturally, for his second game expectations were set pretty high — there was a clear unique talent here that was finally on the verge of being properly supported by technical expertise.
And by all means, Philly leaves no one disappointed, as, from the very start, CoBD demonstrated a huge leap forward in effort. Static renders became more detailed and exquisite. Animations became plentiful and properly rendered, no longer confined to simple 2-3-frame repetition as it was in the early stages of DA — and not just confined to the sex scenes, either, as they now served additional purposes of marking classy screen entrances for the ladies, or, sometimes, just to illustrate the overall atmosphere of the game. There was much more music, much more exposition, extra little game-y details like «secrets» to look for... overall, on the technical front, CoBD remains an important milestone. Every now and then you can hear somebody grumble about how the render and animation quality has become antiquated for the standards of the mid-2020s, but that’s just nitpicking. If you’re expecting atmosphere and seduction rather than graphic-card-taxing heavy-duty realism, CoBD remains every bit as visually stunning today as it was on the day when Philly unleashed the first episode upon us.
Genre-wise, CoBD at first seems to go in a completely different direction from DA: where Philly’s first game was a blatant tribute to the classic «noir» genre, focusing on a private detective investigating the dirty, seedy underbelly of the modern big city, CoBD takes us into a sci-fi, cyber-punkish, dystopian future where... uhm, a private mercenary is investigating the dirty, seedy underbelly of the futuristic big city. As you can see, not that much has changed: Philly merely transports us a few imaginary decades into the future, where the corps and the creeps are running things even more ruthlessly than today, and sex, just as it was in DA, acts as one of the most common commodities for bad and good guys alike. The atmosphere may be more Blade Runner now than it was a Chinatown / Requiem For A Dream mix in the earlier game, but the essence remains the same: you are going to meet a lot of impossibly hot women, some of whom will be trying to corrupt you with sex and some will be trying to save you with it — and some will offer a mixture of both at the same time.
However, unlike it happens in DA, here the sex itself is formally not at the center of the game itself, but rather acts as a peripheral device, framing all the circumstances of the main plot — in which you have to help rescue a young persecuted girl in distress from the usual evil corporate overlords while exposing the evil corporate overlords’ corrupt schemes to the public. The plot, as many have pointed out already, is not particularly original and not particularly thrilling to deserve such multiple layers of convolution — but I do not think we should be too harsh on it, given that this is, after all, a porn game first and an ambitious take on the cyberpunk genre only second. On its own, without all the sexual content, it would hardly have a chance to endure as a sci-fi classic; but as a derivative exercise whose main goal is to provide a credible, immersive context for all the dick-and-pussy action, it certainly holds up better than most of the plot-based porn movies I’ve ever seen — and the sheer love that PhillyGames holds for the genre is evident from just about every single shot of the game.
Speaking of the sexual content itself, I am a little on the fence here. On one hand, there is no arguing that the design of the girls is gorgeous. Of the five or six characters with whom you are going to get intimate on a regular basis (or not — it’s your free choice to enter or not to enter in a relationship with each of them), each single one has a distinct appearance and personality, and these personalities are going to determine the dynamics of their sexual evolution as well. Sure, they may be somewhat stereotypical and cliched, but in this day and age, good luck finding a well-written character that is not stereotypical anyway. What matters is how believable (and fappable) these stereotypes are — and I found myself drooling over most of them.
Dr. Katie Hamilton is the classic «intellectual cutie with big tits» nerd dream, shy and blushing and polite and still adventurous enough to both accompany the MC on his dangerous missions and to try out anal penetration after having explored all the conventional boundaries. Ellen Lane is the feisty, dominant punk MILF with an attitude, though surprisingly resistant to anal action for her type (she’s not my favorite for all the tattoos and weird hairdstyles, but I’m still glad she’s in the game). Then there’s Chandra, the adorable-slash-terrifying glitzy spoiled teen brat who finds it fun to fuck older strangers just to piss off her corporate Mom — but Philly paints her as psychologically mature and stable enough to handle the consequences of those actions, and there’s an irresistible artistry to her narcissistic depravity that has, understandably, made her a particular fan favorite. Her horned friend Abby (the horns have to do with her medical condition, which is the central theme of the game) has an even more interesting character arc, going from being emotionally broken and suicidal to gradual redemption and a «healthier» embracing of her sexual urges as she eventually begins to represent a more mature and responsible counterpart to Chandra, while being every bit as wild on the carnal side of things. And Shanlon Russell is probably the quintessential image of the «corrupt TV celebrity slut» we all have in our minds: dashing, bossy, and bitchy in public — and a big fan of rough BDSM activities in private (the scenes with her and, later, with her loyal-but-treacherous assistant Teri, while not particularly disturbing, are still among the nastiest PhillyGames ever created).
The two «main» characters (appearing most frequently and generally serving as the game’s primary advertising cards) have the largest amount of character evolution and are also notable in that they are «moldable»: depending on your actions in the game, you can put them on very different paths — a Paragon or a Renegade one, to use a Mass Effect analogy, with the Paragon one providing more moral satisfaction and the Renegade one essentially leading to more dirty and salacious outcomes which (you guessed it) also offer far more tasty sexual rewards. (The ruthless part is not really quintessentially «evil», though, so you’ll feel more like Donald Trump than Hitler for taking it — yes, with all that sweet pussy in tow.) Gloria, the innocent, traumatized blonde beauty whose warden you eventually become, is basically the equivalent of Judy from DA (except this time around, at least you’re not her father — CoBD is completely incest-free, by the way): you help her find the meaning of life and happiness not so much by saving her from the corps or curing her condition as you do through romance and sexual kinks (or you result in making her shape a far more cynical and nihilistic outlook on life, which reflects poorly on romance but does even more wonders on the sexual kinks). Her sex scenes come late in the game and are a bit on the so-so side at first, but quickly heat up to 100% (the "corrupt" finale with Victoria and Meredith is an unforgettable experience).
And then, of course, there’s Victoria Shields. With Vicky, I think Philly’s goal was pretty obvious: create the ideal 3D woman for us — classy, intelligent, traditionally-aristocratically beautiful, perfectly shaped everywhere where it matters, bold, uninhibited, and a demon in the sack, just the kind of lady for one night with whom some people might agree to sacrifice their lives in the real world. On the whole, I would say he succeeded: at the time when Victoria first appeared on our screens (in 2019), there was nobody like her in the entire AVN business. Much more perfectly engineered than Mass Effect’s Miranda Lawson (the red hair and freckles alone are worth an extra million), she is the quintessential devil-in-disguise — although as you proceed with your choices, you have the subtle option to either transform her and make her find redemption, or, on the contrary, be transformed by her and dissolve yourself in her overriding, ruthless, dominant personality. (I always try to keep both paths open with different saves). Some might complain that, perhaps, she gives in to the MC way too early (we can go all the way with her already in the very first episode), but I think that Philly himself knew — with a gal like Victoria, there’s no such thing as too early. You can ravage her as many times as you want and you’ll always be left wanting more of the same as if it were the first time all over again. Seriously, every time a scene with Victoria comes along I am reminded of why I love these 3D AVNs so much: there is hardly a single real porn actress alive who would exude as much sexuality and do it with such devilish flair.
That said, while I like, love, or adore all of Philly’s characters, it is also hard not to acknowledge that many of the sex scenes feel a bit... gratuitous. In DA, where the actual plot all revolved around sex — perverted sex clubs, sex trafficking, sexual addiction, etc. — the scenes were always in their perfect place. City Of Broken Dreamers, on the other hand, is not really a game about sex. It is about preservation or loss of humanity, about fighting against The System, about survival, about technology, about dystopia — seriously, you could cut out pretty much every sex scene out of the game and it would have still made sense (though, as I said, the relatively generic plot would not have left a lot of space for serious enjoyment). Much of the action follows along the lines of «oh, we have about an hour to kill before the mission, wanna fuck?» or «hey, we might not be alive tomorrow if the plan goes wrong, wanna fuck just in case?» or «I feel really shitty right now because of all the terrible things going on in the world, can you just fuck me to make me feel better?». Yes, you can actually establish strong romantic connections with one of several potential love interests — but this comes very late in the game, by which time you’ll probably already have had sex with everything that moves (strangely enough, Philly is quite conservative in that he gives us no harem endings).
Of course, this cannot be a serious criticism, because this is a porn game supposed to have a lot of gratuitous sex; I’m just saying that every now and then there will be a sex scene feeling weirdly out of context — and that the overall plot is a bit undermined by that, as if we’re being instructed that in the technologically advanced, morally dystopian world of tomorrow everything will be beginning and ending with sex. If you’re OK with that, no problems.
My main problem with the game — a serious one, though it still won’t deprive the title of a 5-star rating because I like to judge games by their strengths, not weaknesses — is the sheer length. I think that Philly made pretty much the same mistake as his main competition in the world of AVNs, Dr. PinkCake, is still continuing to make: after the success of Depraved Awakening and all the newly-gained confidence in his own strengths, he decided to stretch out his next title for as long as possible. My full recorded playthrough of the game takes about 50 hours as compared to DA’s 19, and, frankly, much of that — even including some of the sex scenes — is padding. The plot eventually runs out of fresh ideas, turning into an endless series of similar action scenes (run, hide, save a party member, have sex, run, hide, have sex, save a party member, run, hide, have sex, rinse and repeat over and over again).
Worse, the sex scenes eventually run out of ideas. In the first third of the game, we are already introduced (including carnally introduced) to all the main characters. In the second third of the game, we pretty much get to go as far with all of them as possible (in Philly’s case, "as far as possible" usually means anal — really rough stuff is restricted to a few totally freaky characters like Shanlon, and it is introduced very early on). In the final third, it’s mostly just going through the motions, and it feels like the creator himself was getting tired of his creations — most of the final scenes seem very perfunctory and unsatisfying, unlike in DA, where Philly was just getting into the proper mood as he rounded off the plot. (The only exception is the final scene with Gloria, Victoria, and eventually Meredith — because it is the only scene from the finale that introduced a new angle to one of the characters).
In other words, CoBD overstayed its welcome by a good 4–5 episodes at least — ironically, it still leaves us somewhat hanging, since it is clearly shown in the end that the "bad guys" have only suffered a temporary setback, and that the story about a few good guys battling futuristic corporate evil is only just beginning. It is unlikely, however, given the tired feel of the final episodes, that a sequel to this will ever happen — and maybe that’s for the better, since the game must have creatively drained Philly, for a while at least.
That said, when CoBD is at its best, it shines like a bright cyberpunk star against the background of so many uninspired or unskilled other titles. Katie, Victoria, Chandra, Gloria, Abby, even Venus the nearly-sentient sexbot (is it just me, by the way, or did Philly sarcastically model her face after Taylor Swift?) — they’re all among the best-written and best-rendered characters in 3D AVNs of all time. Romancing all of them feels almost cathartic (even Chandra, the glitzy brat who seems to just want to use you as a revenge tool against her mother, shows a human heart under the pretentious facade), and there’s always a touch of exquisiteness in Philly’s approach to rendering and animation that makes you feel elevated even when you’re at your dirtiest. It’s like watching all those old «glamorous» Europorn movie scenes from studios like Private, but with ladies that are both prettier and warmer in terms of personality.
Gameplay-wise, CoBD is the same choice-based AVN as Depraved Awakening, with your choices largely serving to determine which of the girls you want to pursue / keep around as your sex partners / romantic interests and how kinky / depraved you want to get with them. A few really stupid choices can lead to the death of several of these characters, so it’s not entirely a matter of totally random clicking, but if you read what you click on you don’t really need any walkthrough to make the right selections. Other than that, the only addition are small random «secrets» (hotspots) to click on in order to unlock extra gallery renders — since the game always flashes a warning at you whenever these come up, this is extremely simple, not much of a challenge at all. (Then again, it might be preferable to all those non-advertised easily missable secret images in Dr. PinkCake’s Being A DIK, where you either have to play with a walkthrough under your nose all the time or waste hours of time on each new screen to find tiny clickable journals or rolls of toilet paper).
As usual, Philly shows excellent taste in his music selections — this time, he picks out a bunch of extremely moody, atmospheric «futuristic» tracks from the electronic music circuit that sound appropriately «sinister», «romantic», or «nasty» depending on the particular plot or sex scene they are supposed to illustrate. The only problem is that there are not a lot of them, and with 50 or so gameplay hours to burn they will quickly become too overtly familiar. But in the early episodes they really helped spice up the experience for me (I even ended up adding a few of them to my casual playlists).
Overall, I noticed that CoBD is one of those games that commands quiet respect on the part of the average player (it remains one of the top-rated titles at F95Zone, for instance) but is not actually played nearly as often as that respect would surmise. Possibly, this is because of its glamorous and exquisite setting, rather than in spite of it — experience shows that many more people are interested in games depicting the usual «girls next door» (preferably with big T&A) than these kinds of exotic personalities and settings which they find more difficult to identify with and, on the whole, more boring. In other words, CoBD may be too much of a weird fantasy for people to take in, and I can see that point of view (again, same reason why more people watch casual gonzo porn than lavish big-budget Private movies). But those of us who do hold a soft spot for high production values and hi-class glamour girls with a futuristic flair will have to agree, I think, that few, if any, other titles match these values when filtered through PhillyGames’ vision — at least, for as long as that vision remained fresh and inspired, which is still quite a long period.
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 15.5. Even The Twins Deserve A Happy Ending
In this chapter, we take a break from Biff's major love interests and show instead some of the more extravagant (and rare) sexual escapades in his relatively peaceful post-Baynard existence - including another sweet, if short, VR experience with Kleo (who even allows him to experience her in a non-futa state); a visit from Teri, who, so it seems, is keen on surpassing her old teacher Sharon in the arts of sexual wildness and perversity...
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 15.4. You Prefer Sweet Or Spicy Along With Your Hooters?
In this chapter, we show two more alternate endings to the game, which respectively lock in the Love Path option for either Dr. Katie Hamilton or Victoria Shields. Although, as usual, the two ladies' personalities could not be more different from each other, with the sweet, intelligent, and empathetic Katie representing everything that the bold, sensual, and cynical Victoria is not, the features that are most important for us remain the same...
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 15.3. Running Wild In That Fresh Country Air
In this chapter, Biff decides to accept Ellen's proposal for himself and Gloria to lie low in her mother's remote cottage in the countryside while life slowly gets back to normal in the big city.
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 15.2. When The Work Is Done, All You Gotta Do Is Cum
In this episode, Biff continues to analyze the fallout from his group's successful infiltration and exposure of Baynard Industries, sadly concluding that most of his work will only allow even larger corporate vultures (like Vostok) to feast on the ruins.
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 15.1. Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss
In this chapter, Biff makes a detour to Shanlon, who is ready to conclude her business with our hero by paying him a hefty sum of two million dollars for Baynard's secrets - and having him fuck her insides out one last time in an unforgettable rough sex section.
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 14.2. Everybody's Trying To Be My Doctor
In this chapter, push comes to shove as Katie manages to complete the procedure of Gloria's cure while Biff and Sonja hold off wave after wave of Baynard security forces and Victoria takes her own chances with Meredith.
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 14.1. Exactly Thirty-Two Seconds To Destroy Two Asses
In this chapter, Biff and his loyal harem set in motion the assault on Baynard Headquarters, resorting to covert infiltration tactics where possible but never shying away from a good fight with both human and synthetic guards whenever they get the chance. After cruising around for a while, they finally discover the secret lab where Katie helps Gloria undergo the anti-GDS treatment, while Victoria leaves the group in order to settle her own account with her former boss, Meredith White...
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 13.3. Ready To Fuсk Shit Up, Once And For All!
In this chapter, Biff and his friends rally for the last time at The Noir, putting things in order and preparing the last details for the covert aussault on Baynard, as well as taking a few extra minutes to relax and, just in case, say their goodbyes to each other (which also includes Venus, the now-sentient sexbot, offering some genuine oral and anal love to her new master).
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 13.2. All Good Spies Learn To Take It Up The Ass
In this chapter, Biff and Ellen's plan to assemble a huge concert crowd at the entrance to Baynard Headquarters receives unexpected support from the arrival of Chandra and Abby, who had apparently been spying on Biff for quite some time.
City Of Broken Dreamers (by PhillyGames, 2019-2024)
Episode 13.1. A Couple Of Morning Loads On The Eve Of Battle
In this chapter, Biff starts up the last and most important preparations before the decisive assault on Baynard Headquarters - including a wild morning ride with Victoria behind the bar (anal and cum-swallowing included)...
