Summertime Saga: Episode 70

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 70. Big American Dick For Hot Russian Pussy

"I will need heir to take over Bratva... hopefully is girl."

In this episode, Willie's routine seems (at least temporarily) shaken by the sudden arrival of Jab, Nadya's Russian goon, at his doorstep. It turns out, however, that there is nothing to fear, as Jab simply extends our hero an invitation to visit the old warehouse - which has been newly purchased by Nadya so that she and the former Russian sex slaves can set up a legal vodka distilling business at the location. As for Willie, he is welcome to work there as well - or, at least, to seal his friendship with the new owner by having "sexy times" with her in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. Needless to say, sooner or later the seed is going to hit the womb in just the right spot - but supposedly this may have been Nadia's original plan all along...

Summertime Saga: Episode 69

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 69. Keep On Sowing Those Wild Oats, Son!

"SHH!... Keep it quiet... we don't want your boss to hear us!"

In this chapter, Willie continues to enjoy a well-deserved rest from his stressful adventure with the Russian mafia, cruising between members of his scattered harem who are either busy giving birth to his offspring (Eve, Maria) or are still in the initial stages of carrying his seed (Melonia and Iwanka), although most of his attention at this time is given over to Liu as his freshest conquest - and it IS kinda fun to keep porking the lovely Korean lady in her apartments in the evenings and in her work space at daytime, though the ending, at this point, is rather predictable as Liu eventually joins the breeders' gang for our hero, adding Asian-American ancestry to his pool of future descendants. As if that weren't enough, Consuela the maid has a little "accident" with her boss which ends up pushing their relationship into sexual territory just as well...

Summertime Saga: Episode 68

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 68. Sexy Times Are Here Again

"Oh c'mon, we're twins... if anyone should know your hot spots, it's me!"

In this chapter, life slowly slips back into the usual pattern, as the elimination of the mafia threat allows Willie to concentrate once again on his little flock of Summerville lovebirds. First on the list is Liu, free from the tight control of her tyrannic husband and dreaming of little else than to spend the rest of her life fully stuffed by her new boyfriend's delicious meaty appendage. She does, however, remember to pass him on one last memento of his father, which ends up leading Willie to the location of Frank's last stash and thus allowing him to secure complete financial independence for his Mom, himself, and his new Korean lover. With these pressing money issues taken care of, who's to prevent our hero from turning the rest of his carefree life into a non-stop sexual paradise? Certainly not his mother or his aunt, who, by now, are too busy concentrating on each other to start getting jealous about the rest of Willie's admiring harem...

Summertime Saga: Episode 67

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 67. So This Is The Land Of The Brave

"There's a lot of half-naked broads here... shouldn't we help them or something...?"

In this chapter, Willie's long-term stand-off with the Russian mafia finally comes to a close as he takes the warehouse by storm, decimating the thugs inside with the timely assistance of Father Keeves, Tony, and Harold. After "The Magnificent Four" mop up the defenses, they manage to liberate a whole slew of half-naked Russian slave girls trapped inside, then proceed to rescue Debbie and Jenny from the clutches of the sadistic Dimitri and, finally, deliver the ultimate blow to Raz, the ruthless mafia boss, himself... although it takes none other than his own daughter to spell out his final doom. With all the baddies finally getting what they deserve, and all the ladies free from harm, Willie is free to go home and, if all goes well, switch back to using his favorite organ, rather than his comparatively less efficiently functioning brain!

Summertime Saga: Episode 66

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 66. Back To Traditional Family Values

"They make you wear potato sacks as tradition?"

In this chapter, the wheels for the Final Act are set in motion as Willie hands the mysterious briefcase over to Nadya in exchange for her promise of assistance with the Russian mafia, led by her father. Once "Raz" learns of the theft, however, he retaliates immediately by abducting Debbie and Jenny, whom he suspects of having had a hand in this business. Now it is up to Willie to gather around all the remaining forces of good - including Toby, Harold, and even his old odd friend, Father Keeves - and lead a final assault on the mafia's warehouse... after all, with his Mom and sister in the hands of thugs like these, there'll be two less wombs left in Summerville for him to keep on impregnating, and then what would the point of the whole game even be in the first place?

Summertime Saga: Episode 65

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 65. Hold Up Banks To Knock Up Gals

"Is that what I really think it is?... it's so pretty!"

In this chapter, Willie and Tony, assisted by Liu, carry out their "daring bank heist" (although the experience is slightly spoiled by the near-total lack of an audience) and acquire the mysterious briefcase from the Russian mafia's vault, so that Willie can use it as proper leverage for gaining Nadya's cooperation. In between all of his semi-legal activities for the sake of his family, however, our hero still has to keep in proper sexual shape, which means regular visits to some of Summerville's biggest fans of Willie's dick - including his school teachers, his Mom, and even the utterly terrifying Lady Kim, who is still entertaining fickle thoughts of conquering the defenseless American dick with the strength of the mighty Korean pussy...

Summertime Saga: Episode 64

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 64. Apology Pussy Of World Domination

"You think Kim is afraid to sit on giant American cock? See, Kim can take it!"

In this chapter, Willie finds himself obligated to wait around for next Tuesday, when Liu will be able to help him and Tony with the bank heist. In the meantime, he is informed of the pregnancies of both Iwanka and Melonia, successfully convincing them to keep the babies, and pays a couple of additional visits to his school teachers, Miss Bissette and Miss Dewitt, who'd been waiting for ages for another taste of that big juicy cock of his. The most bizarre experience, however, awaits him back at the car dealership, where it turns out that Kim's sister - also named Kim, of course - has replaced him as chief sales(wo)man, and she wastes no time in concocting a terrible plan of revenge for her brother's humiliation...

Summertime Saga: Episode 63

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 63. The Supreme Cuckold Of The Nation

"YOU DARE FUCK KIM WIFE? KIM GONNA KIRR YOU!.."

In this chapter, Willie meets Liu Kim in her husband's apartment, all set to help her find enough dirt on her megalomaniacal owner to put him behind bars. After a thorough search of the place, riddled with signs of Kim's bizarre psychopathic personality, Willie finally finds the precious links between Kim and Mayor Rump, making Liu so very happy that she wastes no more time jumping on top of Willie's permanently-ready woman-pleaser... which is, of course, precisely the moment at which Kim himself returns from work. Fortunately for our heroes, the big Korean "leader"'s bark is worse than his bite, and once Willie produces the incriminating papers, Kim has no choice left but to flee his own flat AND the country. The next day, Liu joins Willie and Tony at the pizza parlor, where the three put together a plan of action that will allow them to safely lay their hands on the briefcase coveted by Nadya Chernyshevsky... as long as Liu can tear herself off those delicious pizza rolls, that is.

Summertime Saga: Episode 62

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 62. Do You Prefer Russian Or Korean?

"Willie... you're looking at me funny..."

In this chapter, Willie has an unexpected encounter with Nadya, the daughter of his nemesis Raz Chernyshevsky, who seems to have almost as big a bone to pick with her father as Willie himself. She offers to make a mutually beneficiary deal with our hero, but first he has to earn her trust by delivering to her a certain item that Raz keeps concealed at Saga Financial. This, in turn, requires the assistance of somebody inside the bank, and the only suitable candidate is Liu Kim, who, as it happens, is in dire need of assistance as well, what with her possessive husband threatening to take her back to Korea in the wake of Mayor Rump's fiasco in Summerville. In other news, Willie learns that he is soon to become a father again (from a more-than-satisfied Tina), and continues his relation with Roxxy while most of his other girls are busy  bearing his offspring...

Summertime Saga: Episode 61

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 61. Spanish Is Truly The Loving Tongue

"You good man, Mr. Willie!"

In this chapter. Willie accidentally runs into Consuela, still looking for a job after getting fired from Mayor Rump's mansion and spending her days begging at the Mall. Gripped by remorse, Willie tries to set her up with a cleaning position at the Church and at his school, but runs into different problems each time. Eventually, he manages to get the unlucky Spanish maid a position at the clinic - which once again requires him to offer a sexual service to Roz, the elderly-but-lustful receptionist. Once Consuela has finally settled in, Willie feels free to return to his main task, consulting with Tony and Maria on a further plan of action. Odd enough, they advise him to make a trip to his father's grave, where Willie is able to clear and re-focus his mind, as well as hold a deeply strange conversation with Father Keeves... who, in spite of his crazy looks, may actually not be all that he seems.