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October 15, 2026

Well, time for another news update!

1. The biggest piece of news is that I have finally COMPLETED the FULL recording of the "classic" (pre-update) version of Summertime Saga. That's 78 episodes (more than 80 hours of gameplay overall; some of the episodes seriously run over the common 60-minute length) - containing every single sex scene in DarkCookie's "cookie jar", most of them with carefully selected musical overdubs and sex sounds, not to mention sequencing, editing, color correction, superfluous interface removal, etc. - a ton of work overall. Hope you guys appreciate the effort. Furthermore, it helps to preserve the "pre-tech update" version, which, as of now, still has a ton more content than the remade version - the main story of the game is more or less complete, and lots and lots of side girls and their stories are available to play/watch. Even if someday Dark Cookie manages to complete his remake (many of us are doubtful about that), the original will still retain its fresh charm.

2. Each of the 78 episodes is free to view from this blog, with video streamed from the Abyss.to service, which, for now, seems to be relatively reliable. I am continuing to gradually change all the broken links to UpNShare (which I do not use any more after they lost all my videos in a technical crash) to Abyss.to - approximately half of the work has been done already, but still quite a way to go. Hopefully, by the end of the year I will have most of the old videos uploaded to Abyss, and all of the blog archives will be functional once again. And if the service fails me too... well, we'll just have to look for a new one. I'm kinda used to this life of constant roaming by now.

3. I have also uploaded all the 78 episodes to my current account at Rule34video, where you can view them all in a nifty playlist (especially now that they have completely re-designed the site about a week ago). I have no idea if that account will last: my previous one was deleted for an unknown reason, and it is perfectly possible that the owner(s) might do the same again if I try to re-upload something they dislike too much (whatever it was). But I am still doing this because (a) there's a relatively large audience of watchers there and (b) importantly: it is the only place on the Web, currently, where you can not just watch, but also download my videos in high quality and without any of those annoying watermarks that porntubes splash on the videos. I strongly urge you to download the stuff if you like it - the more backup copies we can have on everybody's hard drives, the better! (Just don't appropriate it if you feel like sharing - be good lads and share proper credits).

4. Finally, my XFreeHD accounts are still functional. The original one ("patreongamer") is rather messy and no longer updated. I have separated my content into "archival" and "fresh". The fresher recordings and re-recordings now go on the "PGLink" account; the archival ones are at "PG_Backups". Go there if you feel more like lurking around a regular porntube, but keep in mind that both of these new accounts have been created very recently and only a minor amount of my content is still available there.

5. I still announce all the new updates at X.com, but two days ago my X account was suspended once again for technical reasons, and I am currently waiting for it to be reinstated. These things take time. If it's not reinstated... well, then, I guess I'll have to say goodbye to social media.

6. And now about future plans. My decision to concentrate on one game only did result in this particular game being brought to completion (Summertime Saga), but it did also wear me down a bit because of the length. So I'm going to bend that rule a bit now, and focus (simultaneously and interchangeably) on three directions: DRAMA, COMEDY, and FANTASY, with the three section titles more or less speaking for themselves. However, for the moment my main priority will not be in adding new recordings, but rather brushing up and perfecting videos for older games that I had already completed - but now that I look at my older videos, they no longer satisfy me for various reasons, as I realize they could have all been handled so much better. (Sue me, I'm a perfectionist).

Specifically, in the DRAMA department I want to concentrate on re-recordings of Depraved Awakening (my favorite visual novel of all time) and Good Girl Gone Bad (for which I still haven't really completed all the possible main paths). In the comparatively more lightweight COMEDY department, I will be preoccupied with re-uploading completed episodes and recording new ones for that precious golden oldie - Dating My Daughter. And in the FANTASY department, I will be re-uploading the Hreinn Games classic Noxian Nights, as well as re-recording Akabur's classic Princess Trainer and Witch Trainer, not so much for their art/animations as for their wonderful sexual humor. There will be new music, new sounds, new editing ideas, so if you liked the games in the first place, you'll probably be interested in seeing the refreshed versions.

Happy watching!

Summertime Saga: Episode 78

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 78. When Summer's Gone, Where Will We Be?

"I always feel like doing it with you. Mom... forever and ever and ever..."

In the final episode of the classic ("pre-tech update") version of Summertime Saga, Willie's adventures finally come to an end, as the population of Summerville reaches its full capacity - with the aid of Willie as the town's chief (if not only) procreator, of course, as he continues to impregnate most of his partners even after they've already delivered their firstborns. With the Russian mafia defeated, his father's honor avenged, and everybody's problems and traumas largely solved through our hero's actions, little remains to him other than continue to share his seed with all the lovely ladies... and maybe drink himself to death out of perennial boredom and the realisation of being reduced to the stereotype of a walking dick. Then again, who knows how many of us secretly yearn for a life like Willie's - spending our time groundhog day-style, locked in an endless summer with an infinite supply of beautiful, bodacious girls just waiting to be bred, over and over and over again?..

Summertime Saga: Episode 77

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 77. Cure Your Weasel Inside My Hidey-Hole

"Wowzers! That felt REALLY good! It never happened with Master..."

In this chapter, chief focus remains on Daisy the Cow Girl, whose youthful curiosity accidentally leads her to spy on Willie having fun with Auntie Diane. When it becomes evident just how badly the poor girl was mistreated by her previous owner, Aunt Diane offers a quick crash course in proper sexual education, followed by a practical demonstration with the aid of the world's most beautiful dick, after which Willie and Daisy settle into the usual regular routine... after all, having two girls to play with in the barn is always better than just one, isn't it?

Summertime Saga: Episode 76

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 76. A New Partner For The Milking Business

"Just milking our new friend here... nothing you haven't seen before, really!"

In this chapter, the little cow girl, rescued from her petrified state, gradually comes alive at Aunt Diane's place, where she finds a new home, a new name - Daisy, like the flower - and possibly a new job, since apparently her lactation potential far exceeds even that of Auntie herself, making her a valuable addition to the dairy farm. Meanwhile, Willie's rich and diverse sexual life leads him to impregnate even his middle-aged maid Consuela, and once again fertilize Tina right inside her office at the bank... looks like another busy season for the wet nurses of Summerville!

Summertime Saga: Episode 75

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 75. All The Girls Take It Raw Back In Siberia

"So good! Fuck me! Make cum for Khadne!"

In this chapter, Willie completes his "therapy sessions" for Khadne, providing ample proof that taking the entire length of his huge dick inside her pussy yields far more pleasure and spiritual uplifting than that of his warm tongue... and later on, he gets to once again perform the same service for Katya as well, while back at home he succeeds in introducing Consuela to the delights of anal sex (better late than never). All of these sexual escapades have become quite routine for our hero, though, while the biggest surprise of the episode arrives when Consuela accidentally finds the last piece of the mysterious cow girl statue - and somehow, Willie is able to bring it back to life with a tiny milk sample from Aunt Diane's udders!

Summertime Saga: Episode 74

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 74. I'll Pay Overtime For Those Ovaries

"I doubt we conceive... very unlikely at my age..."

In this chapter, still confused and undecided after the "Vampiric Odette" incident, Willie returns to the Russian warehouse where Nadya has another small job for him: she needs our hero to lift up the spirits of Khadne, the Khakassian vodka-maker lady, who is currently going through a depression streak... and, of course, as Willie quickly realizes, there is no better way to get a lady out of depression than to thoroughly and passionately eat her out right at her work station. As if that was not enough, laer on Willie completes one more conquest when Consuela, bored from her cleaning duties, decides to offer our guy her mature, but still tight and fertile pussy... and since it feels like a total waste not to deposit a full load inside that pretty Latin beaver, it looks like we might soon have a little Mexican addition to the family!

Summertime Saga: Episode 73

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 73. Bestow Your Seed Upon The Unholy

"Nice of you to finally join me in my humble abode, mortal..."

In this episode, Willie somewhat reluctantly accepts Odette's latest dare - meet her on a full moon night inside the cemetery's sinister crypt, so that the overweight Goth girl can finally combine her passion for the erotic with her craving for the morbid and occult. After both Grace and Eve firmly state that they want to have nothing to do with this risky proposition, Willie gathers up his own courage and braves the crypt's door... only to find himself involved in a very strange ritual which may or may not reveal some of Odette's supernatural powers. The whole thing ends up creepy, scary... but intensely hot, so much so that Willie even finds himself compelled to repeat the same ritual on the night after that - ending up just as sexually satisfied, yet still uncertain about Odette's true nature. Then again, does it really matter whether she is a vampire or not, as long as her vampiric pussy remains such a delight to cum into?

Summertime Saga: Episode 72

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 72. Shut Up And Give Her Lots Of Orgasms

"Hmm, this is beautiful penis... rare to find one so tall and so fat..."

In this chapter, Willie returns to the warehouse, where his attention gradually shifts from Nadya to all the other eye-candy under her command. Fortunately, Nadya does not seem to mind, as she herself offers him to have fun with Svetlana, her trusty tough bodyguard and, apparently, quite a sex fiend in her own right, sucking and fucking like a true Russian she-bear in heat and, furthermore, willing to do it at our hero's beck and call almost any time of day. Things don't stop there, however, as Nadya then orders her accountant, Katya, to take a break from work as well - and what better break from a boring desk job could there be than sliding your panties down, stretching across that same desk and letting yourself be rammed all the way by the single mightiest dick in the universe? don't we know that a big, fat, juicy American cock is every Russian woman's dream of the ultimate paradise on Earth? well, at least Katya definitely seems to share that opinion.

Summertime Saga: Episode 71

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Summertime Saga: Episode 70

Summertime Saga (by DarkCookie, 2016)

Episode 70. Big American Dick For Hot Russian Pussy

"I will need heir to take over Bratva... hopefully is girl."

In this episode, Willie's routine seems (at least temporarily) shaken by the sudden arrival of Jab, Nadya's Russian goon, at his doorstep. It turns out, however, that there is nothing to fear, as Jab simply extends our hero an invitation to visit the old warehouse - which has been newly purchased by Nadya so that she and the former Russian sex slaves can set up a legal vodka distilling business at the location. As for Willie, he is welcome to work there as well - or, at least, to seal his friendship with the new owner by having "sexy times" with her in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. Needless to say, sooner or later the seed is going to hit the womb in just the right spot - but supposedly this may have been Nadia's original plan all along...