Being A DIK: Episode 9.9

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.9. Some Of Them Want To Get Used By You

In this chapter, even more opportunities for sexual gratification jump out at our hero as Riona decides to make out with him in the "theater" room, while Heather, angry at being cheated on by Tommy, decides to have her revenge by giving his younger friend a passionate blowjob, which Peter receives with a mix of happiness and remorse (always a good recipe for depositing a really huge load on the face and tits!) 

Being A DIK: Episode 9.8

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.8. And That Was Just About When Trouble Started...

In this chapter, the action at the party continues without major incidents as the guests get progressively more drunk (so that even the usually shy Maya attempts to seduce Peter behind the green screen!), and the atmosphere doubles in hotness as the stripper girls from the Pink Rose make their amazing appearance.

Being A DIK: Episode 9.7

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.7. No Virgins Allowed On The Dance Floor

In this chapter, the Halloween party is taken all the way to the dance floor, where Peter continues to entertain all of his principal girlfriends as well as the occasional HOTtie, like Camila, who provokes our hero into combining dancing and assfucking at the same time.

Being A DIK: Episode 9.6

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.6. The Ancient Art Of Killing Nothing

In this chapter, Peter continues to spend most of his time in front of the green screen, completing his task of getting every girl of any kind of importance, from Quinn to Zoey to even Bella in her mummy costume, to pose for the camera in the most seductive (or cute) way possible.

Being A DIK: Episode 9.5

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.5. No Halloween Without A Sickly Green Screen

In this chapter, the HOTs finally arrive to the Halloween party, and Peter finds himself completely swamped with social interaction, as he has to keep things in check, get drunk, act as councilor, and balance his various love interests at the same time.

Being A DIK: Episode 9.4

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Being A DIK: Episode 9.3

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Being A DIK: Episode 9.2

 Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.2. Hell Was Made For People Like Us

In this chapter, Peter and Maya's visit to the Burkes' house ends on a sour note, as Professor Burke makes it clear that there are no chances of Maya getting a free scholarship, while Peter has to suffer the awkwardness of sitting at the dinner table between a mother and daughter both of whom he'd previously fucked before...

Being A DIK: Episode 9.1

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 9.1. Even A Perfect Plan Will Always Fail

In the opening chapter of Season 3, we rejoin our favorite fraternity in the middle of their most ambitious and demanding project so far - planning The Party To End All Parties for Halloween, with Peter once again taking charge of most of the arrangements, though occasionally relying on the ever unreliable Tommy for his expertise.

Being A DIK: Interlude Part 3

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Interlude Part 3. No More Miss Surfer Girl

In the final part of the Interlude, Zoey briefly gets in trouble with her friends at the tattoo parlor, but finds it in herself to wind things down gently, helping her friends get back together while staying out of trouble herself.

Being A DIK: Interlude Part 2

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Being A DIK: Interlude Part 1

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Interlude Part 1. If You're Going To San Diego

In the first part of the Interlude between Seasons 2 and 3 ("Riding The Waves"), we briefly change the perspective from Peter to his first girlfriend Zoey...

Being A DIK: Episode 8.13

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.13. Take The Time To Stop And Smell The Renders

In this chapter, Episode 8 and Season 2 of Being A DIK comes to a close, with a startling revelation on Sage's family ties as Peter looks forward to the beginning of a new, relationship-based period in his life.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.12

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.12. That Magic Moment Of Your First Time

In this chapter, after another not-too-productive day at the mansion, largely spent admiring the repairs and continuing to read his mom's diary, Peter finally receives a visit from Jill late at night.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.11

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.11. The Harem-Style Approach To Relationships

In this chapter, Peter tries out all possible relationship paths, pledging his faith not only to Bella, but to Sage and Jill as well...

Being A DIK: Episode 8.10

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.10. Endurance Tests For The Elephant In The Bedroom

In this chapter, Peter faces a tough choice when reminded with the inevitability of turning his dating practices into a steady relationship - but ultimately postpones it for later as he heads off for his next, and far more successful date, with Bella.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.9

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.9. Crazy Threesomes And Romantic Recitals

In this chapter, Peter's night of planning with Quinn and Sage ends in a steamy threesome, as Quinn tempts her friend to cross that one off her bucket list of crazy things to try in college.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.8

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.8. Blindfold Games For The Peanut Butter Boy

In this chapter, Peter gets himself a new trendy haircut and passes the first of his three tests with flying colors, finally leaving the loquacious nightmare of Gender Studies behind.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.7

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.7. Becky's Dorm Party Pt. 2: Sexual Education 69

In this chapter, Becky's dorm party continues as Peter gets progressively more and more inebriated, yet preserves enough stamina for a romantic fuck with Maya in an empty classroom and a less-than-romantic fuck with Melanie in one of the dormitories.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.6

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.6. Becky's Dorm Party Pt. 1: Gloryhole Edition

In this chapter, the DIKs complete the mansion-rebuilding game with flying colors, and now it's back to partying - this time, at the old dorms, where Becky throws an inter-corridor party for everyone who's interested.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.5

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.5. A Few Belated Birthday Presents

In this chapter, Peter and Jade have more sexy fun (including Jade's first attempt at anal after a long break) in a secret meeting at a sleazy motel.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.4

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.4. Watered-Down Date With A Touch Of Broccoli

In this chapter, Peter's date with Bella goes horribly wrong, as the beautiful librarian seems to have been beset by second thoughts and uncomfortable memories, and pulls back at the last moment.

Being A DIK: Episode 8.3

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.3. The Pink Rose Is In Need Of Cleaning

In this chapter, after a rather uneventful math class with a new (and quite ridiculous) teacher, Peter goes off to the Pink Rose in order to earn some money by mopping up floors...

Being A DIK: Episode 8.2

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.2. Mending Broken Windows And Broken Hearts

In this chapter, our hero arranges his first date with Bella, gives Jill psychological advice about her piano playing, prepares and temporarily donates his room for Josy and Maya to spend some time together and settle their difficulties...

Being A DIK: Episode 8.1

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 8.1. The Fitter The Lifter, The Hotter The Spotter

In the first chapter of Episode 8 ("Crossroads"), we rejoin our hero in the gym, where he confides his latest discovery to Josy and, after a satisfying workout, gets a sweet reward from the girl in the shower.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.10

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.10. Give A Man A Dick And You Feed Him For A Day

In this chapter, Peter's secret romance with Jill seems to be gaining traction after the two go for a run together and end up frolicking in the local lake.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.9

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.9. It Is The East, And Jill Is The Sun

In this chapter, Peter decides, despite all his other romances, that he is going to pursue Jill anyway - which results in a rather awkward secret conversation in her bedroom later on, but one that stimulates her so much that she cannot help but "jill" off to our guy's picture later at night.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.8

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.8. Some Wine, Some Games, And Some Chemistry

In this chapter, Peter and Bella doubleteam against Tybalt and Jill in a tennis game, which leads to some unfortunate consequences for poor Tybalt.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.7

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.7. Will Suck Cock For A Cola Drink

In this chapter, our man Peter ends the party with a bang, getting to ass-fuck Camila in her bedroom and THEN getting Riona to join the fun as well.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.6

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.6. The Importance Of Mixing Drinks

In this chapter, the party at the HOTs goes on unabated, and Peter gets a chance to talk things over with Sage, cheer her up, and even resume their fuckbuddy partnership, which is almost on the verge of growing into something more serious.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.5

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.5. Saturday Night's Alright For Fucking

In this chapter, Peter and Jacob, bored out of their skulls on a Saturday night, decide to join the HOTs for their party, despite the fact that the Alphas, rather than the DIKs, have been invited.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.4

 Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.4. One Dick To Bind Them Both

In this chapter, with Josy and Maya separated territorially and drifting away due to circumstances beyond their control, Peter pays both of the two lonely girlfriends a separate visit and tries to comfort each of them to the best of his abilities.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.3

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.3. The Difference Between A Hooker And A Hookah

In this chapter, Peter continues his work shifts at the library and at the elderly house, while making feeble efforts to cheer up his girlfriends, Sage and Maya.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.2

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.2. Broken Hearts And MILF Bars

In this chapter, everybody ends up suffering - Josy and Maya because of their forced separation, Jill because of Tybalt's manipulation, Sage because of her breakup with Chad, and Cathy because of her leaked nude photo.

Being A DIK: Episode 7.1

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 7.1. New Phone, New Guest, New Walk Of Shame

In the first chapter of Episode 7 ("True Colors"), Maya and Josy find themselves saddled with a new problem - Maya's father, the usual rich bastard determined to separate the two lovers at any cost.

Being A DIK: Episode 6.11

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 6.11. Free Strippers? Yes! Free Tuition? No!

In this chapter, Peter's undercover trip to the bar ends in not one, but two sexual encounters - first, with his Swyper contact, the lovely MILF Nora, and second, with Nicole/Envy and her stripper friend Sandy, both of whom take Peter to stripper heaven in Nicole's apartments.

Being A DIK: Episode 6.10

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 6.10. Cold Wieners For Hot Redhead

In this chapter, Peter pays a quick visit to the ailing Sage, sharing a (platonic) sentimental moment with the redhead. Back home, he is accosted by Tommy with his own idea of a birthday present - a fake ID to gain access into all the neighborhood bars.

Being A DIK: Episode 6.9

Being A DIK (by Dr. PinkCake, 2019-2025)

Episode 6.9. Don't Rain On My Romance

In this chapter, Peter gets a little surprise birthday party from the DIKs, then spends a bit more time cleaning and organising things around the mansion, and finally is invited by Jill for a drive and a picnic.